random thoughts on random things
Ever notice the chicks who like emo are the chicks who cause emo?
I tried to make a friend, but it fell apart... maybe I should just go find a pre-assembled friend.
Doing things really cuts into my lazy time.
I just realized, I don't get girls (already knew this part), and I don't want to. Because I'm sure the second i figure it out its going to be something so horrific that I will just give up right then and there and commit suicide rather than having to share the world with such a thing.
I'm god's gift to women, I just haven't been opened yet.
If I say anything, Kendra is always the exception. For example: "all people are stupid" or "That girl is the hottest girl in the world" because no one will ever be like Kendra, she falls under no generalization.
So many idiots... so little ammo.
People who show bad pictures of celebrities and say "See, they aren't pretty when they haven't had that make up!" are idiots. Everyone has bad pictures. Get over it.
Signing on to AIM at 10:45AM on a Monday is kinda cool, all the college people I know are signed on.
I just want to lay down with Kendra with Radiohead on random repeat forever.
I've been sitting here this whole morning playing with WinAmp 5 thinking how cool it is... then I was reading bash and naturally clicked the keyboard button to switch tracks... it worked... I almost orgasmed.
My mom bought me 'Dating for Dummies' and Rebecca bought me 'Chicks dig Fries: A cluesless man's guide to Dating', are the women in my life trying to tell me something?
Why do men get bellies and chicks get rolls?
Don't you hate it when some little hyperactive kid is being annoying and you know if you just grab them or yell at them or scare them in some way that it will teach them their lesson and they'll shut the hell up but their parent is standing like 10 feet away so you cant do anything? Then you find yourself seriously weighing the pros and cons of just doing it and then yelling at the parent for not doing their job in the first place.
Well, maybe I do know how to raise kids better than their parents do.
Its kind of funny to put something up on my website and without telling someone have them comment on it less than five mintues later.
I hope you die. Because it sure would suck to be around after the sun blows up... just sorta floatin through space.
I wonder if people kissed as much before the advent of toothpaste.
Ok, new rule: after two weeks if a guy likes a girl I like she is free game.
I can not believe in a god who endowed me with the logic to realize that he does not exist.
If you can have faith that god exists, I can have faith that he doesn't.
It's the little things you cry for, the little things you die for, the little things that make your life and never are an eye sore.
I wish i knew me.
People who get really serious while dancing to rap music should be shot. And I use the terms people, dancing, and music lightly.
Im going to organize a group of Belly Button Warriors... they shall be my Navel Fleet.
Anything you can do, I can do with less effort.
The second you say Windows ME is a good operating system really makes all of your other computer related comments irrelevant.
Im willing to try anything twice.
Nothing beats the feeling of the song you were just thinking about coming on.
The simplest knowledge of google will make anyone think you're a genius on-line.
If I could go back in time, I would buy your dad a condom.
When I die no one will cry... because I plan on going out last =)
Seriously, sometimes you've just gotta yell along with a song... doesn't matter which one.
I'm gonna be a bad programmer, I just accidentally read the word 'users' as 'losers'.
Grrr! Fuxing Debian! I have harddrives!!! Just find them dammit!
Grrr, I only have twenties! My life is so hard =/
Are whistles really that clean?
Holy fuck car looks good.
I wanna go to a Nirvana concert... oh wait... fuck!
Wow, I just visited a band's website out of curiosity and bought their CD on a whim. The internet is the ultimate impulse buy.
It will never be today again.
I was taking an online quiz and it asked if I have ever engaged in oral sex... it took me a while to remember that I had.
Shit, I opened this up, but forgot my thought.
Isnt it odd how girls can make you think they love you?
Ahhhh! Ok, I KNOW I had a great idea downstairs... what happened to it???
Ya know... the only thing I have about eating out the asshole is... THATS WHERE SHIT COMES FROM!!!!!!!!! You sick fuck.
Most annoying thing ever: I'm all ready to leave, I'm excited about my day... but it's NOT TIME TO LEAVE YET!!!
I think someone should write a book: "All the stupid little things your parents were supposed to teach you but never did."
When you talk to girls on AIM their text is all kinds of weird colors... guy's text is black and white.
It feels really good to hear someone say "I love you too"
A broken heart finds no solace in being right.
When people bash liberals it usually sounds something like: "Haha! You're a loser because you care!"
I think absolutely everything in life is bittersweet.
F is an important letter: without it life is a lie. (hahahaha, funny.)
Why do people think having a reason for their actions negates the consequences?
Saying 'No offense' after saying something offensive is a greater insult.
Don't mourn death, celebrate life.
If you're going to draw the line, use a pencil.
If religion is the opiate of the masses, sex is the advil.
Girls are like parking spaces: I want to run them over with my car.
I may have made a few mistakes in my life, but that's ok: it's my first time.
It's the first time every time you do something depending on how you look at it.
I hate toilet paper, there HAS to be a better way!
People read my journal, but if I knew me, I'd just read the short blurbs on the archives page, they tell most of the important stuff.
Kendra = pure happiness.
I really don't see the point of a concert without a mosh pit.
Why does it seem like any time you are really vehement about something, and everyone else tells you you're wrong... you're ALWAYS wrong?
My dad laughs at every song I listen to... I guess all the lyrics are kind of funny when you think about it.
I promise not to fuck with your mind. I promise not to mind if you fuck.
I was looking at my pictures, and I noticed just about everyone has bags under their eyes.
How does being lovers make you heroes? I want to be a hero.
I think too much.
The new Mac G5 is so pretty even I want one.
It feels odd that other countries have Ministers/Ministrys of Culture... imagine if the United States instituted a 'Department of Culture'.
Holy shit! I have to burp and cough and maybe sneeze, which should I do first? Can I even control this? Aw shit, here it comes.
Cross-fading punk rock into rap, er, sorry, I mean Garage Electric with spoken word, doesn't really work.
It's hard not to be racist when you see a Honda accord being driven by an Asian teenager that can barely see over the steering wheel wearing a backwards baseball cap and over steering so much to make a lane change that his tires screech.
I have 135 dollars in my pocket and feel 'low on cash'... is that weird?
OK, the political correctness has gone too far: now we have to call the religious 'logic impaired'.
If you really are better than everyone... is it wrong to be egotistical?
Why does the phone always ring while I'm on the crapper?
Rockers don't change their minds often... we just seem to have to be more careful about who is a sellout and who isn't at the moment.
They say green is a horny color... is it a coincidence green is the color of money?
The people who scoff at the idea of mentioning aliens in a rational conversation are the same simple minded people who laughed at the ideas of a spherical earth.
The truth, to most, is fleeting.
Love, to most, is fleeting.
Perhaps there is a link between the previous two?
Why does finding money in the couch make you feel like you've gained new money?
Not changing enough is conservative, changing too much is radical.
If ignorance is bliss, then I must have a lot of knowledge.
If there is an exception to ever rule, then there is an excepetion to this one, which means there isn't.
Maybe I should wash my jeans.
I like being serious about silly things and silly about serious things.
Anyone who says material goods cant make you happy has never been surprised with a car.
The truth hurts now, sometimes. Lies hurt later, always.
The mail system is fucking amazing.
I don't have to know what's right to know what's wrong.
Getting someone else to agree with you is not valid as rational argument.
A lack of consequence is not justification.
Speed limits should be time dependent.
Beauty is variable.
The most beautiful thing in the world is a naked girl.