Count Your Turtles Before They Turn Into Frogs

It's never too late for rain
Let me try to explain
This goes deep inside my brain
Passed the boundaries and the chains
If it wasn't for the seething
I'd build a bridge or two
I like to question authority
Cause I'm a goddam Jew!

When out of nowhere comes a dragon
With fire and ash and poo
He ate me like I was a virgin
And then moved on to you
February 21, 2003
First line provided lovingly by Kendra