duckfield: so tell me a story MaFishes42: Uhhh, well... there wonce was a keyboard MaFishes42: and it was taking a walk MaFishes42: When suddenly its 'g' fell off MaFishes42: But it didnt notice MaFishes42: So it just kept on walking through the zoo duckfield: the zoo? MaFishes42: yeah. duckfield: how did it get to the zoo? MaFishes42: It was walking in the zoo duckfield: but where did it come from? MaFishes42: Shhh, this is my story, take it or leave it duckfield: alright duckfield: wait i have another question MaFishes42: So it got in the kayboard car and went home MaFishes42: What??? duckfield: ummm duckfield: do keys fall off easy or did it bump into something? MaFishes42: It was a n inferior foreign keyboard, so the key fell off duckfield: ok duckfield: continue MaFishes42: Anyway, it got into its keyboard-car and drove home to the mouse. MaFishes42: Needless to say it had been a long day, and the mouse was ready for some lovin. duckfield: hehe MaFishes42: So it gets home to the mouse, and grabs it by the cord, and flings it onto the desk saying "Im oing to fuck you ood and proper" duckfield: haha, cause its missing its g key MaFishes42: and the mouse says "Click Click Click scroll Click Click" MaFishes42: and the keyboard says "Oh my od! You're riht! My key is missin!" duckfield: lol MaFishes42: and the mouse said
"click"duckfield: cant he still fuck the mouse without his g key? MaFishes42: So the keyboard stood up very tall and shouted "No matter how far I must travel, no matter where I must o. I will find my key, and return. I will not rest, until it is safe." MaFishes42: No, the g key is like his penis. duckfield: haha MaFishes42: So the keyboard goes back to the zoo, and wanders around, but he cant find his g key. MaFishes42: So he goes up to the Giraffe MaFishes42: and says "Hello Mr. iraffe. I am missin one of my keys. Please I need it to et back home to the mouse" MaFishes42: and the GIraffe says "Iraffe!?!?!? Im not arab you miserable pile of plastic! Eat shit and die!" MaFishes42: Needless to say, the keyboard was dismayed, and started wandering again when he came across another keyboard. MaFishes42: This other keyboard came up to him and said "Hi, can you hlp m. I sm to hav lost on of my kys." duckfield: the e! MaFishes42: and the first keyboard says "Wow, me too! Im Herbert, you are you?" MaFishes42: "Im Gorg" duckfield: haha MaFishes42: "Hi eore!" MaFishes42: "Hi rbrt!" duckfield: the first keyboard should have been named ernie MaFishes42: "Sorry about the typos" MaFishes42: "Yah, w suck." MaFishes42: So the two new best-keyboard-friends went off together to go find their missing keys! MaFishes42: They then happened upon a cave. "Hy look! A cav!" said George MaFishes42: "thats reat" said Herbert MaFishes42: So they two journeyed inside, into the unknown, together, spacebar in spacebar. duckfield: lol MaFishes42: And you can you guess what they found in there? duckfield: their keys? MaFishes42: No, they journeyed and entered a large cavern. MaFishes42: And in the middle of the cavern... was an... MaFishes42: egg. MaFishes42: "e!" MaFishes42: "gg!" duckfield: haha MaFishes42: They both exclaimed. MaFishes42: So then george, used larry (a stick they found), to smash open the egg. MaFishes42: And inside was a large grasshopper, that was holding thier keys. MaFishes42: The grasshopper jumped out and started hopping away. duckfield: uh oh MaFishes42: "A rasshopper!" exclaimed Herbert duckfield: you know theres trouble when grasshoppers come out eggs MaFishes42: "Hs gtting away!" said George MaFishes42: So the two keyboards chased him for many moons. MaFishes42: Bu it was to no avail... MaFishes42: for the grasshopper was too quick. MaFishes42: they tried to use the internet to buy new keys, but they didnt know any websites, and neither of the mcould type google duckfield: how did the grasshopper carry both of their keys? MaFishes42: by holding them... duckfield: but then how did he hop? MaFishes42: with his feet... duckfield: ok MaFishes42: So then the keyboards went to alison to seek her sagely advice. duckfield: not me right? duckfield: cause i dont spell my name like that MaFishes42: No, alison is a 24 inch monitor duckfield: ok MaFishes42: So they went to Alison to ask for advice... and she told them that they had no need of their old keys MaFishes42: And she taught them ways to pleasure mice wit hthier cords... that they had never thought possible duckfield: haha MaFishes42: So Herbert went home to his mouse and they made beautiful input signals together. MaFishes42: The end.
Sunday, January 26, 2003